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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: broken_cookie who wrote (11576)9/17/1999 3:18:00 PM
From: Walter Prager  Read Replies (1) of 62556
 
Below is a list of famous (well, some more famous than others) movie and TV quotes, which have been double-translated using the Altavista translation engine (httlP//babelfish.altavista.com). The first list uses English-French-English translation, while the second one is
English-German-English (they only translate from or to English, so I could not do a triple translation, like English -> German -> French -> English). See how many you can decipher.

English-French-English
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1. Test not. Make or not. There is no test.

2. Of all juniper joint in all the cities in everyone, it goes in mine.

3. Frankly, my expensive, I hardly worry.

4. It narrows?
Like a frightened tortoise.

5. Above me? When did you take place under me?

6. What we have here is a lack to communicate.

7. Badges? We do not need any puant badge.

8. Because God is my witness, I thought that the turkeys could fly.

9. Together we can reign the galaxy like father and wire.

10. We came, we saw, we gave to a kick its ass!

11. I do not eat too many hamburgers 'causes a vegetarian of my girl friend, and this pretty much of the marks I a vegetarian.

12. Destroy it. Destroy it much.

13. The life is as a chocolate framework. You never know what to obtain you go.

14. Resistance is futile. You will be comparable.

15. To go fatty where no man went front.

English-German-English
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1. Attempt not. Do or not. There is no attempt.

2. From the whole Gin connects into all cities world whole in that, it goes into my.

3. Sincerely my dear, I give not a curse.

4. <<<<<this one translated back to English correctly>>

5. Over me? As were you under me?

6. Which we have here, is to be been located a disturbance in connection.

7. Badge? We do not need no stinking badges.

8. Since God is my witness, I thought that truthaehne could fly.

9. As together we father and son can arrange the galaxy.

10. We came, we saw, we stepped its donkey!

11. I eat not too many Hamburg ones ' cause a vegetarian of my friend and this pretty many labels I a vegetarian.

12. Terminate it. Terminate it much.

13. The life is like a box chocolates. They never know, what you will receive.

14. Resistance is futile. They are adapted.

15. Courageously it goes where no man went beforehand.

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1. Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda in Star Wars: Episode IV

2. Of all the gin joints in all the cities in all the world, she walks into mine.

3. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

4. It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle.
- Elaine/Jerry in Seinfeld

5. Over me? When were you under me?
- Ross to Rachel in Friends

6. What we have here is a failure to communicate.

7. Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

8. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
- Gordon Jump in KRP in Cincinnatti

9. Together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
- Darth Vader in Star Wars: Episode ?

10. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
- Bill Murray in Ghost Busters

11. I don't eat too many hamburgers 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, and that pretty much makes me a vegetarian.
- Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction

12. Kill him. Kill him a lot.
- Paul Reuben (Pee Wee Herman) in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

13. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.

14. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

15. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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