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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: broken_cookie who wrote (11574)9/18/1999 2:15:00 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (2) of 62553
 
Here's an blondie

A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.
She says She is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs
to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind
of
security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new
Rolls
Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks
out,
and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
An
employee
drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it
there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
which
comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have
had
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but
we
are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found
that
you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to
borrow
$5,000?" The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my
car
for
two weeks
for 15 bucks?"


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