There was this blonde that was tired of the stereotype, and decided to dye her hair brunette. After she did, she wanted to see if it would make any difference to how others treated her.
She went for a nice long drive in the country, and came upon a shepherd tending his flock. She thought, "This would be a great time to show how intelligent I am."
"Mr. Shepherd," she asked. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I have one?"
He thought for a minute, and decided it was a good gamble, so he agreed.
The "brunette" studied and studied, and after just a couple of minutes, she said, "You have exactly 542 sheep."
The shepherd was dumbfounded. "That's exactly correct! I can't believe it. Since you are right, you can have one of my sheep."
She chose one, tucked it under her arm, and was heading back to her car when the shepherd called out to her.
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"Ma'm, if I can guess the true color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" |
