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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (11628)9/21/1999 11:22:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher
was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a
little boy:

Teacher: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
Tommy: OK. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
Teacher: Did you see God?
Tommy: No.
Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The
teacher agreed and she asked the boy:

Little Girl: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Little girl: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
Tommy: Yessssss! (getting tired of the questions by this time)
Little girl: Did you see the sky?
Tommy: Yessssss!
Little Girl: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
Tommy: Yes.
Little Girl: Do you see her brain?
Tommy: No.
Little Girl: Does that mean she doesn't have one?
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