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To: Sarkie who wrote (11659)9/24/1999 7:19:00 PM
From: Sarkie  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
The Diagnosis

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely
die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is
in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an
especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably
had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his
stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do this for the next 10
months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
"What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
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