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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Sarkie who wrote (11659)9/25/1999 4:55:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
Some of these are old but funny nonetheless:

THE BEST BUMPER STICKERS IN NEW YORK CITY
1. HANG UP and drive!
2. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
3. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a moron!
4. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
5. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
6. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
7. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
8. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
9. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
10. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
11. All men are idiots....and I married their king.
12. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
13. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
14. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
15. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
16. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
17. Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
18. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
19. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
20. We are born naked, wet, and hungry...Then things get worse.
21. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
22. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
23. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
24. Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
25. Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
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