Automatic Audio System
A lady bought a new Lexus, it cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought
it back, complaining that the radio was not working.
"Madam", said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is
completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to
listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the
radio and said "Nelson". The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" Soon, she
was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road again". The
lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she
wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
Suddenly, at a traffic light, hers turned green and she pulled out. Off to
her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility
vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a head-on
collision. "ASSHOLE", she muttered. And, from the radio........ "Ladies
and gentlemen, the President of the United States..." |
