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To: Bill who wrote (11731)	9/28/1999 8:48:00 PM
From: still learning	Read Replies (1) of 62552

OT Not to be a pain in the ass, but isn't it better to leave the political analysis/barbs for another thread. I sincerely enjoy the jokes here and hope that those posts will continue Table of Equivalents 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 1012 microphones = 1 megaphone 106 bicycles = 2 megacycles 500 millineries = 1 seminary 10 cards = 1 decacards 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn 10-6 fish = 1 microfiche 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 1012 pins = 1 terrapin 10 rations = 1 decoration 100 rations = 1 C-ration 10 millipedes = 1 centipede 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent 5 holocausts = 1 Pentacost 2 monograms = 1 diagram 8 nickels = 2 paradigms 2 snake eyes = 1 paradise 2 wharves = 1 paradox And as a bonus, here's a brief history of medicine: 2000 B.C.: Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D.: That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D.: That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 1940 A.D.: That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D.: That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D.: That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

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