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To: John Carragher who wrote (11715)	9/29/1999 2:11:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) of 62578

John, do you have any more Martha Stewart tips. Those were hysterical. OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing anyone who opposed them. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. We put the "K" in KWALITY! Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. Plagiarism saves time. If at first you don't succeed, try management. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself. The beatings will continue until morale improves. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. We waste time, so you don't have to. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. INDECISION ... it's the key to FLEXIBILITY.

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