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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Len who wrote (11774)9/30/1999 10:37:00 AM
From: Len  Read Replies (1) of 62551
 
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
pinched her on her butt and said, "You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of tolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his package. With a death grip in place she said, "You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the butler, the pool man, and your brother."

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