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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (11777)10/1/1999 10:11:00 AM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (2) of 62551
 
With Halloween just around the corner -

There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a fancy dress
party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes
to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please
find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and
with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his
wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week
passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says, "Dear Sir, sorry about
before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg
and with your bald head you will really look the part."
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg
to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a REALLY rude letter of
complaint.
The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads, "Dear
Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head,
stick your wooden leg up your a** and go as a candied apple!"
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