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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: JakeStraw who wrote (11801)10/1/1999 10:41:00 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (2) of 62551
 
You know you've joined a redneck HMO if:

-The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's
> >
Directions to the Dr's office include "Take a left when you enter
the trailer park"
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-The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles
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> > -The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter
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> > -The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy
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-Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill
> > last month
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> > -Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day"
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> > -Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill
> >
> > -The only 100% covered expense is embalming
> >
> > And the best one:
> >
Your Viagra prescription includes a popsicle stick and some duct tape!
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