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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: JakeStraw who wrote (11801)10/1/1999 12:21:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (2) of 62550
 
>A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to
>examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be
>buried or cremated.
>
>As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be
>cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the
>longest penis he had ever seen!
>
>"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't
>send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis
>like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
>
>And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead
>man's schlong.
>
>The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it
>home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have
>something to show you that you won't believe," he said,
>and opened his briefcase.
>
>"Oh my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"

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