No Re-Runs, PM--Just Jokes!!!!!!!!!!
This black dude gets home and he's strutting around the house all big and bad.
His wife says, "Whachu struttin' around fer like you is someone?"
The black dude says,
"The doctor say I is impotent, and if you is impotent, you gots to act impotent!"
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Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro east on I-20 toward Georgia.
When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said "Hey Sarge, why did you stop?"
The Sarge replied, "Stupid rookie, he's in Georgia now.
They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him.
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The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke away at once, eyes wide with alarm. "Heavens," she cried, "it's my husband! Quick, jump out the window."
The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward the window,then demurred. "I can't," he said, "we're on the thirteenth floor."
"For heaven's sake," cried the young lady in exasperation, "this is no time to be superstitious?"
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One morning, a mailman called on one of his regular customers and was surprised to see a white bed sheet with a hole in the middle hanging up in her living room. The housewife explained that she'd had a party the night before, they had played a game called "Who's Who's," in which each of the men had put their "equipment" through the hole and the women had tried to guess their identity.
"Gee, that sounds like fun," said the mailman. "Sure wish I'd been there."
"You should have been," the housewife informed him. "Your name came up three times."
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My boyfriend and I were at my daughter's volleyball game when we noticed an adult couple in the bleachers. They were being VERY affectionate. She was running her hands all over him and nibbling on his ear. He had his hands on her chest. I said to my boyfriend, "I don't know whether to watch them or the game."
He said, "Watch THEM! You already KNOW how to play volleyball." |
