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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Edwarda who wrote (11855)10/5/1999 11:37:00 AM
From: Calvin Scott  Read Replies (1) of 62574
 

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole, the following conversation takes place:

First Guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

Second Guy: “That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.” Third Guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?”

Fourth Guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Golf Course or Intercourse?” and she said, “Wear your sweater.”
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