An Oldie...
It's the Spring of 1957 and Billy goes to pick up his date, Marilyn Sue. Billy's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a D.A. (duck's ass) hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Marilyn Sue's father answers and invites him in. "Marilyn Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "Thank you, sir." says Billy.
Marilyn Sue's father asks Billy what they are planning to do. Billy replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Marilyn Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Billy and he says, "Whaaaat?" "Yeah," says Marilyn Sue's father, "Marilyn Sue really loves to screw; She does it with all of her dates... She'll screw all night long if we let her."
Billy's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Marilyn Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle oxford shoes on and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Billy escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, "You kids have a good time," with a wink. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Marilyn Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!" |
