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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Crater Lake Hermit who wrote (1466)4/8/1997 12:23:00 PM
From: uri vaughan cummings   of 62551
 
Sorry one more: this one's for you ron,

"Ways Al Gore Tried to Raise Money for the Democratic Party"

As presented on the 03/06/97 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. Competed in pay-per-view "ultimate fighting" match against Janet Reno
9. For six months, did nothing but check pay phones for quarters
8. Secretly sold the entire state of New Jersey to the Swedes
7. Signed deal to turn the Bill of Rights into "the Frito Lay Bill of Rights"
6. Made a quick $300,000 by returning Ted Kennedy's empties
5. For $20, let people sign their names to the Declaration of Independence
4. Got Iraqi spies drunk and sold them the blueprints for a hair dryer
3. Asked Hillary for a few investment tips
2. Equipped Lincoln Bedroom with coin-operated condom machine
1. Vice President by day, Hollywood hooker by night
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If you want to know where the letterman trove resides,
cbs.com

-Uri
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