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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (11832)10/8/1999 12:46:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (2) of 62552
 
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says:
"Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi.
"Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says,

"Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah,
Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I
always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta
tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you
always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up !
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