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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: gouldian who wrote (11894)10/9/1999 10:03:00 AM
From: ed zydek  Read Replies (2) of 62550
 
A guy comes home from work one day and sees his pet pitbull in the neighbor's back yard with the neighbor's pet rabbit firmly clenched in it's jaws.The rabbit is covered in blood and mud and is quite dead. Oh no, I don't need this kind of grief. The neighbor's kids adored little Fluffy. How am I gonna explain this? Then he has an idea. Noticing that nobody was home next door, he grabs the rabbit and sneaks it back to his house. He throws it in the bathtub and gives it a thorough cleaning, then blow dries and combs the animal. Fluffy now looks pretty good. The blood and mud is completely cleaned off and the rabbits thick fur hides the bite marks well. He then sneaks the animal next door and carefully places it in it's cage. Hopefully everyone will think Fluffy died of natural causes. A few days go by before the two neighbors see each other and have a casual conversation which eventually turns to the topic of Fluffy. - I haven't seen Fluffy around lately. What's up? - Oh, I came home one day and found the animal dead in it's cage. It must have died of natural causes. Funny thing though; after we buried him, someone dug him up, cleaned him up and stuck him back in his cage. I still can't figure that one out.
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