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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Sarkie who wrote (11897)10/9/1999 11:53:00 PM
From: Sarkie  Read Replies (2) of 62551
 
10 Reasons Computers must be Male

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a back up.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
8. The lights are on but no one is home.
9. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
10. Size does matter.
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