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To: Denise McQuillen who wrote (11901)	10/10/1999 10:24:00 AM
From: Tech Bull	Read Replies (1) of 62553

Thanks alot! Thats exactly what I was looking for. Now for a joke. Three men take a walk in the forest and get lost. They come across a tribe of Cannibals. The Cannibals strike a deal with the men. If each of them go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit, the Cannibals might not eat them. The first guy comes back with 10 apples. The Cannibals say if you can stick all 10 apples up your ass without making a noise or changing your facial expression, we won't eat you. The guy sticks the first apple up his ass and screeches in pain. The Cannibals then eat him. The second guy comes back with 10 cherries. The first cherry goes in no problem, then the second, third all the way up to eight. When he sticks the ninth cherry up his ass he starts cracking up laughing. So he gets eaten too. Up in Heaven the first guy meets the second guy and asks him what the hell happened, he was only 2 cherries away from surviving. The second guy replies that when he was sticking the 9th cherry up his ass he saw the Third guy coming back with 10 Watermelons.

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