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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: William Chaney who wrote (11926)10/11/1999 6:50:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) of 62551
 
The Top 12 Signs Your Website Sucks

12.It was chosen as the official AOL "Really, Really, Really,
Really, Really Cool Site of the Day."

11.Only banner ad is a singles ad for your sister.

10.It proudly carries the Pat Robertson Seal of Approval.

9.The home page has so many "Bottom 5%" awards, you can
barely see the "Under Construction" graphics.

8."Best viewed when using Bifocals 1.25 or higher."

7.You were operating under the mistaken impression that God
just doesn't like homosexuals and has chosen you to tell
everyone.

6.Your blinking text and animated graphics have caused an
epidemic of epileptic seizures.

5.Al Gore personally emails you and tells you to get off his
Internet.

4."Featuring Roger Ebert's home sex tapes!"

3.The only guest book entry is from your mom: "Yes, Dear, it's
nice. Now come down to dinner."

2.Previous visitors e-mail you ASCII pictures of vomit.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Website Sucks...

1.Your Pamela Anderson site has no pictures -- just her poetry.

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