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To: John Carragher who wrote (11922)	10/11/1999 8:25:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (6) of 62550

Four married guys go golfing. During the fourth hole the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Third guy: "Man you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him how he was able to come golfing this weekend? What's the deal? Fourth guy: "I have a way to deal with it. You guys are doing it all wrong." "Oh, really?" "Really! I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it goes off, I shut off the alarm, give my wife a nudge and say, "Golfcourse or Intercourse?" She says, "Wear your sweater."

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