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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Carragher who wrote (11922)10/11/1999 10:23:00 PM
From: Mephisto  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO NEW YORK

ONE DAY IMA GO TO NEW YORK TO A BIGGA HOTEL.

I GO DOWN TO EAT SOMA BREAKFAST.

I TELLA THE WAITRESS I WANNA TWO PISS TOAST.
SHE BRANGA ME ONLY ONE A PISS.

I TELLA HER I WANNA TWO PISS.
SHE SAY GO TO THE TOLIET.

I SAY YOU NO UNDERSTAND.
I WANNA TWO PISS ON MY PLATE.

SHE SAY YOU BETTER NO PISS ON THE PLATE YOU SONNA MA BITCH.

I DON'TA EVEN KNOW THE LADY AND SHE CALL ME
A SONNA MA BITCH.

LATER, I GO TO EAT SOMA LUNCH AT DRAKE RESTAURANT.
THE WAITRESS BRANGA ME A SPOON ANA KNIFE, BUT NO
FOCK.

I TELLA HER I WANNA FOCK.

SHE TELLSA ME EVERBODY WANNA FOCK.

I TELLA HER, YOU NO UNDERSTAND, I WANNA FOCK ON THE TABLE.

SHE SAY YOU BETTER NOT FOCK ON THE TABLE,
YOU SONNA MA BITCH.

I DON'TA EVEN KNOW THE LADY AND SHE CALLA
ME A SONNA MA BITCH.

SO I GO BACK TO MY ROOM INNA HOTEL,
AN THERE'S NO SHEET ON MY BED.

I CALLA THE MANAGER ANA TELL HIM I WANNA SHEET.

HE TELLA ME TO GO TO THE TOLIET.

SO I SAY YOU NO UNDERSTAND, I WANNA SHEET ON THE
BED.

HE SAY YOU BETTER NOT SHEET ON THE BED YOU
SONNA MA BITCH.

I DON'TA EVEN KNOW THE MAN AND HE CALLA ME A
SONNA MA BITCH.

I GO TO CHECKA OUT AND THE MAN AT THE DESKA
HE SAY PEACE TO YOU, I SAY PISS ONNA YOU TOO,
YOU SONNA MA BITCH.

I GO BACK TO ITALY.
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