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To: Tecinvestor who wrote (11947)	10/12/1999 12:08:00 PM
From: Mephisto	Read Replies (1) of 62549

On a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular looses it! Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die -- I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it!!! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?????" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's drop-dead gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman breathes heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest when he reaches her. He extends the arm holding his shirt. The woman trembles. He whispers: "HERE, IRON THIS."

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