A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
>> it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
>> demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
>> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
>> "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman.
>> Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
>> fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
>> God that we should meet and be friends and live
>> together in peace for the rest of our days."
>>
>> Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you
>> completely!"
>>
>> "This must be a sign from God!" The woman
>> continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
>> My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
>> wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
>> wine and celebrate our good fortune."
>>
>> Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods
>> his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
>> bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The
>> woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap
>> back on, and hands it back to the man.
>>
>> The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
>>
>> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
>> police..."
>>
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