The Halloween Surprise
A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go on his own.
He protested, but she told him that she would take a couple of aspirin and go to bed.
"Go and have a good time," she told him.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife slept soundly for one hour. When she woke up, her headache was gone! It was early so she decided to go to the party.
She never told her husband what her costume looked like.
Aha! She thought. How does he behave when I am not with him?
When she arrived at the party, she spotted her husband on the dance floor immediately.
She watched.
He danced with every pretty chick that he could find. He copped a little feel here. And he got a big kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him. She was seductive a babe so he left his partner high and dry so he could hustle the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear. She agreed. So off they went to one of the cars where they had a big bang.
Just before they removed their masks at midnight, she slipped away and went home. She put her costume away and got into bed. She wondered what kind of explanation he would make up for his behavior.
Propped up in bed, she read her book. When he came in, she asked him if he had a good time.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing."
"You know, I never have a good time when you're not there."
She asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance."
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
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