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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Wooly who wrote (11957)10/13/1999 8:29:00 PM
From: Mephisto  Read Replies (3) of 62549
 
A foursome was on the last hole. The last golfer drove off the tee, and he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through, and he would meet them at the club house.

They followed the plan, and waited for their friend. After a considerable time he appeared, disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up.

They all wanted to know what happened.

He explained that he went over to the cow pasture, but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail. He saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow ball, so he knew it was not his.

A woman comes out from the bushes, apparently searching for her lost golf ball.

The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail, and asked, "Does this look like yours?"

That was the last thing he could remember.
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