A catholic priest and nun were out having a round of golf. The priest
stepped up to the tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the
ball
entirely
and said, "Shit, I missed." Sister Marie
told him to watch his
language.
At the next tee he missed again, "Shit, I missed"
"Father, I am not going to play with you if you keep swearing" ...
The priest promises to do better.
At the next tee he misses again, and the usual reply,
"Shit, I missed" Sister Marie is really mad now and says, "Father,
God is going to
strike you dead if you keep swearing like that" At
the next tee, the priest misses, swears, "Shit, I missed" Out of the
sky comes a gigantic bolt of lightning which strikes Sister
Marie dead in her tracks.
Then the sky opens up and a big booming voice says,
"Shit, I missed" |
