An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After
laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cuts a fart and says "seven
points."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing.
"A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie,
score."
About ten minutes later the old man farts again and says,
Touchdown I'm ahead 14 to 7.
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts
again and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he
can't fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he
has and strains real hard to get out just one more fart. Straining ,
the old man tries so hard he shits the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides." |
