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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Mephisto who wrote (11998)10/15/1999 12:30:00 PM
From: Tecinvestor  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
JESUS, SATAN AND THE INEVITABLE

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument
about who was better on his computer. They had
been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said,
"Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will
run two hours and I will judge who does the
better job."

So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards
and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent
e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards. They did every known job. But
ten minutes before their time was up, lightning
suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled,
the rain poured and, of course, the electricity
went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed
every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus
just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and
each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming
"it's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything
when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out
all of his files from the past two hours.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!
He cheated, How did he do it?"

God shrugged and said "Jesus saves."
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