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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Tecinvestor who wrote (12037)10/17/1999 1:43:00 AM
From: DayTraderKidd  Read Replies (2) of 62554
 
The Bartender notices that a strange patron at the end of the bar that keeps talking into his hand. The Bartender finally gets curious enough and asks the patron why he keeps talking into his hand.

The Patron says "I am a business man and I spend a lot of time on my cell phone. It used to give me a soar neck so I had my cell phone surgically inserted into my hand. Now I don't have to bend my neck."

The Bartender walks away thinking that there is just something kind of strange about that guy.

So a little later the Patron call the Bartender over and says "Hey can you watch my drink and change, I have to go to the John and I don't want anyone to take this while i'm gone." The Bartender agrees.

15 minutes goes by, then a half hour has gone by and the Patron has not returned to the bar. Finally the Bartender can't stand it anymore. He has to know what this guy is doing. The Bartender goes to the John, open up the stall door and stands back and can't believe what he sees.

The guy is standing up, his pants are down, he is holding his hand up to his face and he has toilet paper hanging from is ass down to the ground. The Bartender says "ok buddy, how do you want to explain this one to me??" The Patron looks at the Bartender and says.........

"I am receiving a fax"
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