A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said,"About two hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the
door and asked,"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop full of customers
and said, "About two hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop
and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an
hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber looked over at a friend in the shop and
said, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.
In a little while, Bill came back into the shop
laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "Bill, where did he go when he left
here?"
Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
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