>A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs,
perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit with a
cherry on top, and a cup of fresh hot coffee?" He declines. "It's this
Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of
home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of
snacks and a glass of milk?" Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this
Viagra," he
says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to
go to the cafe & buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make you a
pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That will only
take a
couple of minutes...?" Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's
this Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well then, OK" she says, "would you mind getting off of me? I'm
really STARVING!"<<< |
