Ten-year-old Johnny was walking down the sidewalk
> pulling a wagon and
> > dragging a dead flattened frog on a string behind
> it, when he came upto
> > the doorstep of a whorehouse. He knocked on the
> door, and the madam came
> > to answer it.
> >
> > When she saw him with his wagon and frog, she just
> stared and asked what
> > he wanted. Johnny said "I know what you sell in
> there, I have the money
> > to buy it, and I'm not leaving 'till I get it!"
> >
> > She thought she would have some fun with him, so
> she told him to come
> > in. Once he got in, she told him to pick out the
> girl he liked.
> >
> > Johnny asked, "Do any of these girls have any
> diseases?" Well, the madam
> > was somewhat surprised, but of course, she told
> him, "No".
> >
> > Johnny replied:"Well, I heard all the men were
> talking about having to
> > go to the hospital and get shots after making love
> with Mabel, and that
> > is the girl I want. I have the money to pay for
> it."
> >
> > The madam stared incredulously at him, but finally
> told him "Well,
> > alright then. Mabel it is. Go upstairs and to the
> first room on the
> > right."
> >
> > So, Johnny headed up the stairs dragging the
> smashed frog behind him.
> >
> > About ten minutes later, he came back down the
> stairs, still dragging
> > the frog. He paid the madam, and picked up his
> wagon and headed out the
> > door, at which time the madam stopped him.
> >
> > "Since you already knew about Mabel, why on earth
> would you pick the
> > only girl in the place with
> > a disease, instead of one of theothers?" she asked
> Johnny.
> >
> > He answered back, "Well, tonight when I get home,
> my mother and father
> > are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me
> at home with the
> > baby-sitter. When they leave, I am going to screw
> her, and give her the
> > disease I just caught. When mom and dad get home,
> dad will drive the
> > baby-sitter home. On the way, he will screw her
> too, just like he always
> > does, and he will catch it from her. When dad gets
> back home, he and mom
> > will go to bed, and they will make love, and mom
> will catch it too.
> > Then, in the morning when dad goes to work, the
> milkman will deliver the
> > milk, and he will screw my mom, and he will catch
> it, and he's the
> > son-of-a-bitch that ran over my FROG!"
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