Martian Couple meets Earth Couple for Schwiiing
> >The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after
accumulating
> >enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple
and are
> >talking about all sorts of things.
> >
> >Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop
computers,
> >how they make money, etc.
> >
> >Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how
do you guys
> >do it?" asks Maureen.
> >
> >The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do."
> >
> >A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to
swap partners
> >for the night and experience one another.
> >
> >Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where
the Martian
> >strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member-about half
an inch long
> >and just a quarter inch thick.
> >
> >"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
> >
> >"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
> >
> >"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach
me!"
> >
> >"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead
with his
> >palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows
until it's
> >quite impressively long.
> >
> >"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is
still narrow."
> >
> >"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With
each pull,
> >his member grows wider and wider until the entire
measurement is
> >extremely exciting to the woman.
> >
> >"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad,
passionate
> >love.
> >
> >The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and
go their
> >separate ways.
> >
> >As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
> >
> >"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty
wonderful.
> >"How about you?"
> >
> >"It was horrible," he replies, "all I got was a headache.
.
> >she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
> > |
