Best T-shirts of Summer 1999:
1. I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.
2. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
3. God Made Us Sisters- Prozac Made Us Friends
4. If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven, I Ain't Going.
5. At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All . .I Just Can't Remember It All
6. If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
7. Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
8. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog
9. What If the Hokey Pokey Really IS What It's All About?
10. Coffee, Chocolate, Men . . . Some Things Are Just Better Rich
11. Growing Old Is Inevitable- Growing Up Is Optional
12. Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen
13. If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
14. First National Bank of Dad- Sorry, Closed
15. In Dog Years, I'm Dead
16. If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You.
17. The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard.
18. Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade.
19. It's Hard to Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything.
20. Dinner Is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off.
21. Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
22. Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well.
23. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night.
24. A City Is a Large Community Where People Are Lonesome together.
25. In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risk you Take. |
