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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Crater Lake Hermit who wrote (1578)4/10/1997 11:48:00 PM
From: Crater Lake Hermit   of 62550
 
A guy is having serious problems with his teeth and finally breaks down to go see the dentist.

The dentist takes a look in his mouth and says, "My God! This doesn't look good at all. Have you been eating anything out of the ordinary?"

The man sheepishly replies, "Yes. I've got to admit I'm addicted
to hollandaise sauce. I can't get enough! I'll have about a quart for breakfast, another quart at lunch, and a whole big bunch at dinner."

"Aha!" said the dentist. "I know just the thing! We'll resurface your mouth with a metal plate. In fact, I think chrome would be best."

The man asked, "Why's that?"

And the dentist replied, "Because there's no plate like chrome for the
hollandaise!"
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