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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Mephisto who wrote (12173)10/26/1999 3:23:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62575
 
More Ways to Say No, OR "I'd love to but...

... I have to go to court for kitty littering."

... I have to jog my memory."

... I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity
bazaar."

... I have to rotate my crops."

... I have to sit up with a sick ant."

... I have to stay home and see if I snore."

... I have to study for a blood test."

... I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner."

... I prefer to remain an enigma."

... I think you want the OTHER (fill in your name here)."

... I'm going to be old someday."

... I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush."

... I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if
anyone
is looking for me."

... I'm having my baby shoes bronzed."

... I'm trying to cut down."

... I'm up to my eardrums in waxy buildup."

... I've been traded to Cincinnati."

... My Dress For Obscurity class meets then."

... my favorite commercial is on TV."

... My uncle escaped... again."

... Oooo, having fun gives me prickly heat."

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