It's Saturday night and the super heroes are
having a party. Everyone is going to be there.
Batman, Robin, Spider Man, The Hulk, the whole
group. Superman is especially ready to party
after a hard week saving the world. So he throws
on his cape and heads off.
Along the way, he passes Wonder Woman's penthouse
suite. To his surprise, he sees through her open
window that she is still at home, naked, lying
with her legs apart. Feeling a bit in the mood,
he thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding
bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her, and
be gone before she knows it."
So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed,
and flies back out, with a great big smile on his
face.
At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "Did
you hear something?
"No," replies the Invisible Man, "but all of a
sudden my ass is killing me." |
