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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (12205)10/27/1999 9:04:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (2) of 62569
 
How to Give Your Dog a Bath:

1. Grab Dog by the collar and swiftly position on
washing machine spindle.

2. Close washing machine top. Dogs head may be protruding
a bit so use a hammer to insure the lid is closed.

3. Hot water only. Dogs are pretty gross.

4. Wash for 30 minutes. Open lid every 10 minutes
to let dog breath.

5. Remove dog from washer and place in dryer. This
should be a fairly easy task, as the dog will seem dead
but is just resting.

6. Dry dog thoroughly.

Sincerly, the CAT

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I sent your post out to a few friends and got the above back.
It isn't that good but I figured the politically correct thing
to do was to give cats equal time.
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