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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Tecinvestor who wrote (12241)10/30/1999 3:57:00 AM
From: Arctic Trader  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
The Promise

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on
the coffee table.

Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?" She answered by
saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"

She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She
answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

Then she said,"And remember the big beautiful house that sits at the top of
the hill that I fell in love with and you said we couldn't afford?" Once
more she answered saying, "Well I bought that too with the insurance money
and I love living here."

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that
blowjob I promised you? Here it comes..."

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