A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
>stop
>staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a
>question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear
>son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a
>long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm
>sure
>that here's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
>"Well,
>I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well,
>let's
>see what we can do about that:
>
>#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
>
>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic
>too!" The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun
>fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
>starts
>crying. "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me
>sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm
>Jewish."
>The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween
>party."
>
>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
>
>
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