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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: PMS Witch who wrote (12273)11/1/1999 11:01:00 AM
From: emidio  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
>__________________________________
>20 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
>1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it
>by killing all those who opposed them.
>2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you
>probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
>3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job
>WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
>4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
>6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a
>scapegoat.
>7. Plagiarism saves time.
>8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
>9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
>10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
>11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
>12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large
groups.
>
>13. We waste time, so you don't have to.
>14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
>15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent
>slacker.
>16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
>17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
>18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
>19. Succeed in spite of management.
>20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
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