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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Feathered Propeller who wrote (12277)11/1/1999 5:25:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Can pastors be saved?

A Presbyterian minister, a Methodist pastor, and a Baptist preacher,
and their wives went on a cruise. Suddenly, a tidal wave came up and
swamped the ship. They all drowned and next thing you know, they're
standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian minister and his wife. St. Peter shook
his head sadly.
“I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it
so much, you even married a woman named Penny.

Then came the Methodist pastor.
“Sorry, can't let you in either. You loved food too much. You loved
to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy.”

The Baptist preacher turned to his wife and whispered nervously,
“It doesn't look good, Fanny.”
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