A difficult dilemma:
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. “Bacon and eggs,
perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup
of fresh coffee?”
He declines. “It's this Viagra,” he says, “It's really taken the edge
off my appetite.”
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. “A bowl of homemade
soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks
and a glass of milk?”
Again he declines. “No, thanks. It's this Viagra,” he says, “It's
really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to
the cafe and buy him a burger supper. “Or would you rather I make you
a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only
take a couple of minutes...?”
Once more, he declines. “Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra. It's
really taken the edge off my appetite.”
“Well, then,” she says, “Would you mind getting off me, already? I'm
STARVING!!!”
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