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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Edwarda who wrote (12294)11/2/1999 10:33:00 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
BEST COUNTRY SONGS OF ALL TIME
>
> 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
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> 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure.
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> 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
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> 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
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> 21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
> Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
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> 20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
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> 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
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> 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
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> 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
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> 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
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> 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
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> 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back Cryin' Over You.
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> 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
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> 12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
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> 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
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> 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
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> 9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
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> 8. Please Bypass This Heart.
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> 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
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> 6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
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> 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
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> 4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
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> 3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
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> 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
>
> And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is:
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> 1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up
> With A Few.
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