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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (12323)	11/3/1999 10:44:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) of 62550

The fourth and fifth graders went on a field trip to the local race track accompanied by their lady teachers. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the restroom so it was decided that the girls would go with the 5th grade teacher. And the 4th grade teacher took the boys and waited outside the men's bathroom. One of the boys came out and told her he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting all the little boys up by their armpits as they did their business. Though not purposely, while lifting one little boy, she couldn't help but notice that he was particularly well endowed. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said. "No ma'am," he said, "I'm in the 7th, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift." --------------------------------------------------------- There was this cat who loved to get drunk, so he went to the bar downtown on the other side of the tracks. He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk. The cat starts to stumble on home. As the cat comes to the train tracks he doesn't notice a train as it is coming his way. The cat starts to cross the track and the train is right on him. Just as he crosses, the train goes on by, but the cat was not all the way over and the train ran over the his tail, the cat turns it's head to see were his tail is and the train cuts his head clean off. And The Moral of the Story: Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail!

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