Probably apocrophal, but a good story anyway...
> My daughter & I had just finished a salad at Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas & decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such
cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus Cookie".
{EDITORIAL
> COMMENT: Neiman's is a VERY EXPENSIVE department store in the United States a.k.a. Needless Markup}. It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe and the waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not."Well, I said, would you let me buy the recipe? With a cute smile,
she said, "Yes." I asked how much, and she responded, "only two fifty,
it's a great deal!" I said with approval, "just add it to my tab."
Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement from Neiman-Marcus
and it was $285.00. I looked again and I remembered I had only spent
$9.95 for
two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of
the statement, it said, "Cookie Recipe $250.00." That's outrageous!! I
called Neiman's Accounting Dept. and told them the waitress said it was
"two-fifty," which clearly does not mean "two hundred and fifty
dollars"
> by any *POSSIBLE* interpretation of the phrase. Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund my money, because according to them, "What
the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the
recipe - we absolutely will not refund your money at this point."
I explained to her the criminal statutes which govern fraud in
Texas, I threatened to refer them to the Better Business Bureau and the
State's
> Attorney General for engaging in fraud. I was basically told, "Do what you want, we don't give a crap, and we're not refunding your money." I
waited, thinking of how I could get even, or even try and get any of my
money back.
> I just said, "Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250.00 worth of fun." I told her that I was going to see to it
that every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail account has
a $250.00 cookie
recipe from Neiman-Marcus... for free. She replied, "I wish you
wouldn't do this." I said, "Well, you should have thought of that before
you ripped me off", and slammed down the phone on her. So, here it
is!!! Please, please, please
pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of. I paid $250 dollars
for this... I don't want Neiman-Marcus to *ever* get another penny off
of
this recipe....
>
> (Recipe may be halved):
> 2 cups butter
> 4 cups flour
> 2 tsp. soda
> 2 cups sugar
> 5 cups blended oatmeal**
> 24 oz. chocolate chips
> 2 cups brown sugar
> 1 tsp. salt
> 1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
> 4 eggs
> 2 tsp. baking powder
> 2 tsp. vanilla
> 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
>
> ** Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
> Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix together
> with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls and place two inches apart on a
cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
> Have fun!!! This is *not* a joke --- this is a true story..
Ride free,
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