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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: The Rabbit who wrote (12342)11/5/1999 12:13:00 PM
From: The Rabbit  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
The following are new Windows messages that are under
consideration for the planned Windows 2000:

1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

2. Press any key to continue or any other key to
quit.

3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to
play another game?

6. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive
now? (Y/Y)"

7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the
world. Please log off."

8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"

9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not
responding.

10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and
press any key.

11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

12. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

14. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one?
(Y/N)

15. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL
& PAPER.SYS)
16. User Error: Replace user.

17. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it?
(Y/N)"

18. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen
software titles have been deleted. The police are on
the way.

19. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level
Insufficient

20. Netscape.exe... Bad file name... May we suggest
M/S Internet Explorer? (Y/y)
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